*iPhone falls to the floor* Breaks screen...*Android falls to the floor* Floor breaks
"What mouse has 2 legs", "I don't know", "Micky Mouse, but what duck has 2 legs", "Donald Duck!" "No, all ducks you retard!"
If time is money, then are ATM's time machines?
My teacher is always talking to her imaginary friend named "Class"
It takes 10 minutes for James and John to check in for a flight, how long does it take Ahmed and Imran?
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