1/6/11

Things newsreader would never say:

This attack was too gruesome to describe, but let's have a go anyway!

31/5/11

Things you wouldn't hear on Star Trek:

When I said "Beam me up", I think you missed a very important part of me.

30/5/11

Things you wouldn't hear in Star Trek:

Captain, was that a British Police Box going the other way?

P.S. I am unlikely to be on tommorow...sorry :(

29/5/11

Things you wouldn't hear at Asda:

Can Tes Cosis-Cheaper, thats Tes Cosis Cheaper please come to the reception please.

(Sorry if you don't get it, but the spaces in other places)

28/5/11

Unlikely junk mail:

Pizza, buy one, pay full price.

27/5/11

Ways the Prime Minister should address the nation:

It's time you know the true earthlings!

26/5/11

Things you don't want to hear on a space flight to Mars:

Today is "Bring your child to work day" so this shuttle is been flown by my 3 year-old daughter Fifi