Funny Signs

Do it Sherlock!

Advice

Feel free to send me any of your jokes. I will add them in if they are funny

Unlikely Health and Safety Advice:

Do not put superglue on your penis...again

Radioactive protective clothing must be worn at all times apart from at lunch or when having a shit

Warning. Shit.

Now wash your balls

Anybody who says "Elf and Safety" will be shot

Semtex - Do not place up arse

Chairs can be lethal

Science Jokes

Stop talking about potassium, K?

Do you know any good science jokes? Na

Wow, your such a boron.

All of these are crap since jokes because the good ones argon