Funny Signs

Do it Sherlock!

Advice

Feel free to send me any of your jokes. I will add them in if they are funny

Unlikely Health and Safety Advice:

Do not put superglue on your penis...again

Radioactive protective clothing must be worn at all times apart from at lunch or when having a shit

Warning. Shit.

Now wash your balls

Anybody who says "Elf and Safety" will be shot

Semtex - Do not place up arse

Chairs can be lethal

Science Jokes

Stop talking about potassium, K?

Do you know any good science jokes? Na

Wow, your such a boron.

All of these are crap since jokes because the good ones argon

Why can't a T-Rex clap it's hands? It's dead

Science lessons - 1% learning, 99% trying to work out how people find this stuff

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live

Life would be so much easier if this was the answer (though the answer is x=-6 or x=1, but as if you wanted to know)

General Jokes

Paper Cut : A tree's one glorious moment of revenge

*iPhone falls to the floor* Breaks screen...*Android falls to the floor* Floor breaks

"What mouse has 2 legs", "I don't know", "Micky Mouse, but what duck has 2 legs", "Donald Duck!" "No, all ducks you retard!"

If time is money, then are ATM's time machines?

My teacher is always talking to her imaginary friend named "Class"

It takes 10 minutes for James and John to check in for a flight, how long does it take Ahmed and Imran?

3-6-12

Just don't think about it!

Too late

Some picture jokes for today.