Things you wouldn't want to hear on an airplane:
Bing Bong. To all passengers. We are about to crash into the sea about 1 hour away from Panama. If you do not die instantly on impact you will freeze to death with 25 minutes. You ARE going to die. You cannot swim all the way. However if you look your left window, you will see me and the co-pilot on the safety raft. Bye-bye.
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